We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Newest member of KISS
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Double cat beard
This better be gluten free pasta