We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
This better be gluten free pasta
My terrifying Little Pony
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?