We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Double cat beard
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Newest member of KISS
My dog smells a selfie
This better be gluten free pasta