We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My terrifying Little Pony
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
#SquadGoals
Bad luck? No way!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight