We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Newest member of KISS
#SquadGoals
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer