We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Bad luck? No way!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now