This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Double cat beard
This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When your boss says you can go home early
Newest member of KISS
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July