This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My dog smells a selfie
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
My terrifying Little Pony
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
#SquadGoals