This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Double cat beard
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me