This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Bad luck? No way!
Newest member of KISS
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My terrifying Little Pony