This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Double cat beard
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
This better be gluten free pasta
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early