This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When your boss says you can go home early
Double cat beard
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Bad luck? No way!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My dog smells a selfie
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July