This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My dog smells a selfie
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
This better be gluten free pasta
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence