This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Double cat beard
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Newest member of KISS
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My dog smells a selfie
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!