This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My dog smells a selfie
My terrifying Little Pony
Newest member of KISS
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Bad luck? No way!
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
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