This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My terrifying Little Pony
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Double cat beard
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!