This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My dog smells a selfie
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
#SquadGoals
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Double cat beard
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When your boss says you can go home early
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???