This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















This better be gluten free pasta
Bad luck? No way!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
#SquadGoals
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Newest member of KISS
Double cat beard