This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
My dog smells a selfie
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Bad luck? No way!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My terrifying Little Pony