This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Bad luck? No way!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Double cat beard
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
This better be gluten free pasta
My dog smells a selfie
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me