This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
When your boss says you can go home early
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
#SquadGoals
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
This better be gluten free pasta
Bad luck? No way!
My terrifying Little Pony