We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
When your boss says you can go home early
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence