We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
This better be gluten free pasta
My terrifying Little Pony
When your boss says you can go home early
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???