We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Newest member of KISS
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence