We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
When your boss says you can go home early
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
This better be gluten free pasta
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time