Meet Marnie, a rescue dog who was adopted at the age of ten with a tongue as big as her personality. Watch as she frolics through the Swedish furniture megastore, never once looking panicked, confused, or lost like literally every human who's ever gone to an IKEA. Yes, her self-confidence is inspiring... but tell me, can Marnie assemble a Grundtal/Norrviken table without hiring a handyman? If so, we need to celebrate with MEATBALLS FOR EVERYONE





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Bad luck? No way!
My dog smells a selfie
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now