To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Bad luck? No way!
When your boss says you can go home early
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?