To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























When your boss says you can go home early
#SquadGoals
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Newest member of KISS
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer