To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























When your boss says you can go home early
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
My dog smells a selfie
Newest member of KISS
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur