To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Double cat beard
My terrifying Little Pony
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When your boss says you can go home early