Remember in 2013 when Justin Bieber had a pet capuchin named Mally? For five weeks, the baby monkey was the star of Bieber's Instagram feed, until he was abandoned at a German airport when Bieber couldn't produce the proper documentation for the customs officials.
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While abandoning a little creature is totally reprehensible, most think Mally is much better off without Justin. Can you imagine what it must be like to witness a month's worth of Bieber antics?
Mally now lives with a capuchin family at the Serengeti Safari Park, a few hours north of Berlin. While he still likes to cuddle with the teddy bear Justin gave him, Mally is happy to leave his rock star days behind him.
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Here are just a few of the things we imagine Mally has done since saying auf wiedersehen to Justin Bieber.
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Clearly, Mally is living the dream. Now here's the real question—did he have any spare time to contribute any good material for Justin's Comedy Central Roast?