"I'm sorry, do you see a pillowcase on my shoulder?
No?
That's probably because it's NOT YOUR PILLOW!"
Freak4MyPet
"I'm sorry, do you see a pillowcase on my shoulder?
No?
That's probably because it's NOT YOUR PILLOW!"
Bowie is a bad bird – and apparently, a lover of makeup (like his namesake) AND a hater of apologies. This Lutino India Ringneck sure is lucky that he can get away with whatever he wants just by telling his owner to smile. If Bowie were a person, he'd get socked in the jaw. Unless he were David Bowie. David Bowie is awesome.
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