We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















My terrifying Little Pony
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Newest member of KISS
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
This better be gluten free pasta
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Double cat beard