Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















My dog smells a selfie
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My terrifying Little Pony
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When your boss says you can go home early