Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
This better be gluten free pasta
When your boss says you can go home early
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Double cat beard
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!