This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
When your boss says you can go home early
This better be gluten free pasta
My terrifying Little Pony
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Bad luck? No way!
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me