We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
#SquadGoals
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Bad luck? No way!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?