We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My dog smells a selfie
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My terrifying Little Pony
When your boss says you can go home early
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!