We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
This better be gluten free pasta
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Bad luck? No way!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My dog smells a selfie
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?