Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Newest member of KISS
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
My dog smells a selfie
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
#SquadGoals
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to