Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My terrifying Little Pony
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
This better be gluten free pasta
Newest member of KISS
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early