We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My terrifying Little Pony
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Newest member of KISS
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
#SquadGoals
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket