We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















This better be gluten free pasta
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
When your boss says you can go home early
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???