We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Bad luck? No way!
This better be gluten free pasta
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
My dog smells a selfie
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to