We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
This better be gluten free pasta
Double cat beard
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
When your boss says you can go home early