We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
This better be gluten free pasta
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My terrifying Little Pony
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me