We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Bad luck? No way!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Newest member of KISS
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight