We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















My dog smells a selfie
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
When your boss says you can go home early
My terrifying Little Pony
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
This better be gluten free pasta
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight