We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Double cat beard
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Newest member of KISS
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now