We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Double cat beard
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Newest member of KISS