We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Double cat beard
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???