We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Double cat beard
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Bad luck? No way!
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to