We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















My dog smells a selfie
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
My terrifying Little Pony
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Double cat beard