Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me 
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles? 
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence 
Bad luck? No way! 
When your boss says you can go home early 
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur 
My terrifying Little Pony 
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time 
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now 
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat??? 
