We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















My dog smells a selfie
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Bad luck? No way!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???