We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















Double cat beard
When your boss says you can go home early
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Newest member of KISS
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My terrifying Little Pony