We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Bad luck? No way!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Newest member of KISS
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
#SquadGoals
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence