Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
When your boss says you can go home early
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My dog smells a selfie