Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Double cat beard
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???