Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Double cat beard
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My dog smells a selfie
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer