This is like a retelling of the Tortoise and the Hare, but with a pug and a beagle. "Slow and steady wins the race" is a lesson that the (adorably) eager beagle could have learned. Watch as the pug patiently looks at his treat, calculating the exact ratio of distance, speed, and yumminess. Don't worry, little beagle! We're sure you'll get it next time.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My dog smells a selfie
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
This better be gluten free pasta
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Newest member of KISS
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me