This is like a retelling of the Tortoise and the Hare, but with a pug and a beagle. "Slow and steady wins the race" is a lesson that the (adorably) eager beagle could have learned. Watch as the pug patiently looks at his treat, calculating the exact ratio of distance, speed, and yumminess. Don't worry, little beagle! We're sure you'll get it next time.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When your boss says you can go home early
This better be gluten free pasta
My terrifying Little Pony
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence