This is like a retelling of the Tortoise and the Hare, but with a pug and a beagle. "Slow and steady wins the race" is a lesson that the (adorably) eager beagle could have learned. Watch as the pug patiently looks at his treat, calculating the exact ratio of distance, speed, and yumminess. Don't worry, little beagle! We're sure you'll get it next time.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My terrifying Little Pony
When your boss says you can go home early
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Double cat beard
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
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