To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My terrifying Little Pony
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight