To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























This better be gluten free pasta
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Bad luck? No way!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My terrifying Little Pony
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
#SquadGoals
When your boss says you can go home early
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July