To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Double cat beard
My terrifying Little Pony
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time