This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
This better be gluten free pasta
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
When your boss says you can go home early
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
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