This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My terrifying Little Pony
Double cat beard
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
#SquadGoals
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My dog smells a selfie
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now