This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My dog smells a selfie
Newest member of KISS
Double cat beard
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence