This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When your boss says you can go home early
Bad luck? No way!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
#SquadGoals