This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Double cat beard
My terrifying Little Pony
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Newest member of KISS
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket