This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My dog smells a selfie
Bad luck? No way!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My terrifying Little Pony
Newest member of KISS
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me