This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When your boss says you can go home early
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Newest member of KISS