This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My terrifying Little Pony
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
This better be gluten free pasta
Newest member of KISS
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Double cat beard
Bad luck? No way!