This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
This better be gluten free pasta
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Bad luck? No way!