This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Double cat beard
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Bad luck? No way!
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