This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Double cat beard
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!