This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
#SquadGoals
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me