This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When your boss says you can go home early
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My terrifying Little Pony
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My dog smells a selfie
Newest member of KISS
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???