This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















#SquadGoals
When your boss says you can go home early
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Newest member of KISS
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?