This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Double cat beard
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Bad luck? No way!
My dog smells a selfie
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My terrifying Little Pony
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer