This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
My terrifying Little Pony
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
My dog smells a selfie
Bad luck? No way!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Double cat beard
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to