This bird seems like the kind of bird we would have hung out with in high school, if birds went to high school. He perfectly hits the notes for the always-catchy Addams Family song, and then goes straight into the iconic Darth Vader's march. Hit us up at movie night, you crazy cockatiel! Let's teach you to sing some Lord of the Rings! Your human can come to -- I'm assuming he's somewhat responsible for your nerd education. It'll be a party! We'll bring the popcorn!





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My dog smells a selfie
When your boss says you can go home early
#SquadGoals
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to