This bird seems like the kind of bird we would have hung out with in high school, if birds went to high school. He perfectly hits the notes for the always-catchy Addams Family song, and then goes straight into the iconic Darth Vader's march. Hit us up at movie night, you crazy cockatiel! Let's teach you to sing some Lord of the Rings! Your human can come to -- I'm assuming he's somewhat responsible for your nerd education. It'll be a party! We'll bring the popcorn!





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Bad luck? No way!
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When your boss says you can go home early
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?