We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















My terrifying Little Pony
Double cat beard
When your boss says you can go home early
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Newest member of KISS
This better be gluten free pasta
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
My dog smells a selfie