We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Bad luck? No way!
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?